Subject: Help!

From: Shreedhar Reddy <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 20 Oct 1997 22:36:17 -0500 (CDT)

Battchman,
	
	Here is what I have:

echo "You have "`grep -c 'Message-Id: ' varmail messages."
/spool/mail/mizar`" mail messages."

	When I have this, it tells me, "You have 0 mail messages".  I know
that this INBOX directory is correct and that I do have mail messages there.
I get the feeling that Unix does not like me or something!  Thanks for your
help!

Sincerely,
[email-masked]

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From: "Robin S. Socha" <[email-masked]>
Date: 21 Oct 1997 07:48:53 +0200

>> Shreedhar Reddy writes:

SR> Battchman, 

No, it's Robin-man, DuDE...

SR> Here is what I have:
SR> echo "You have "`grep -c 'Message-Id: ' varmail messages."
SR> /spool/mail/mizar`" mail messages."

When I look up dyslexic in a dictionary, do I get to find an article
about you?

SR> When I have this, it tells me, "You have 0 mail messages".  I know
SR> that this INBOX directory is correct and that I do have mail
SR> messages there.  I get the feeling that Unix does not like me or
SR> something!  

I get the feeling that I do not like *you*. Can you read? 

R-T-F-M: *_/man biff/_*

<rant>
apropos is your friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you friend,
is you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you
friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is
you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you friend, is you
friend...
</rant>

Robin - slightly unnerved

-- 
Robin S. Socha M.A.
Political Science Dept., Bonn University 
What the world needs now is killfiles that actually kill.